flums:

If u think someone (me) is cute you should tell them (me)

rosebeaches:

literally When will ANYTHING EVER slam harder than Cascada’s Everytime We Touch

pussylipgloss:

thebeautysupplystore:

sexybinch:

sexybinch:

thebeautysupplystore:

Stop letting your heart and your pussy choose your men.

I’m confused, what is left…

Oh nvm lmao my brain. You right sis lol you is right

You really forgot your whole brain.

she read this post with her pussy

daisenseiben:

showerthoughtsofficial:

Waiting 5 seconds to skip an ad is OK but waiting 5 seconds for an unskippable ad to finish is infuriating.

What a difference the Power of Choice makes.

camsfarts:

queen-wienerlooks:

shego:

shout out to people who have seen you naked but you can still have regular conversations with

shout out to people who can have regular conversations with you naked.

shout out to being naked

yarter:

yarter:

being a kid tryna sleep off that ass whooping you just got

“cant wait till i fuckin run away”

holysimba:

Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you

*goes home and cries*

moonbrains:

dresswellactbad:

Nothing will ruin your 20’s more than thinking you should have your life together already.

this.. is so hard… to keep in mind…

"   Don’t chase people. If they want to leave, let them leave. Don’t open the door for them. Don’t even look at them. Indifference is always the best.   "

ckascade:

rotg-fan-page:

xaramizomai:

hope your pets stay healthy in 2017

I almost didn’t blog this and felt guilty

Not risking it

Someone: why do u always say u feel sick
Me: because, my sweet dude, I literally cannot determine the line between my mental illness and physical unwellness anymore. I am Literally Always Ready To Die I am in a constant state of uncomfort my guy it always makes me feel like I'm gonna be ridin the queasy train to regretville
Me: haha

scientificradfem:

A friendly reminder that you get cravings before your period because your BMR (the amount of calories you burn per day) increases. Don’t hate yourself for craving food, it’s your body telling you it needs more because its about to reconstruct the lining of an organ.